Danielson's Law states that the potential validity of a theory is inversely proportional to the fraction of the argument supporting it that consists in accusations of brainwashing, closemindedness, obstructionism, and refusal to discuss the issue on the part of the establishment.

V = 1/P

Where V = validity of the theory
and P = percentage of words devoted to accusations of closemindedness, etc.

By Danielson's Law, the FBI alien conspiracy rates a 2 (1/.5), Eirich von Däniken rates a 1.5 (1/.6667), and Time Cube rates a 1.0001 (1/.9999).