I already posted about Ronnie's Old Ladies Tour, but there are a few things I forgot to mention. I forgot to mention that Palmerton Pizza makes the best pizza in the world, much unlike the undercooked and flour-coated substandard pizza you get from Slices. Of course, Slices has a lot of sentimental value attached to it, from three years of Thursday nights at the Maroon-News office.

I forgot to mention that Ronnie's mom's car is very tiny. Even Trevor had trouble fitting in the back seat, and it didn't help that Ronnie had the driver's seat all the way back.

I forgot to mention that Ruth's house features a fiestaware-orange decor.

I forgot to mention that Leanne's jeans kept ripping more every time she got out of the car.

I seem to do this a lot. I'll get down the bare facts of what happened, outlining the whole thing but never taking the time to fill in all the details that make you really feel the scene. I'm too much of a journalist, I think. A news writer, not features.