Important questions that were answered last night:

Old people or latex?

If aliens abducted you and wanted you to make them a fruit salad, what fruits would you put in it?

If you could have any current or former Vice President come fix your roof, who would you hire?

If you were Satan, and Jay Barr died and went to hell, what punishment would you assign him for all eternity?

If I gave you three and you could add any number to it, what number would you add and why?