The Pep Band trip to the University of Minnesota
In convenient "Camptown Races" format:

Had A Knife In My Backpack, doo-dah, doo-dah.
Plane Staff Confiscated It, oh doo-dah day.

Colgate Beaten Shamefully, doo-dah, doo-dah
Raiders Shut Out Twice On Road, oh doo-dah day.

Minnesota Crowd Was Lame, doo-dah, doo-dah
But They Can Spell Their State's Name, oh doo-dah day.

Gopher Band Was Really Big, doo-dah, doo-dah
One Whole Bus Of Alto Sax, oh doo-dah day

Cannon Man Announced The Score, doo-dah, doo-dah
A Chair Was Reserved For Him, oh doo-dah day.

Pie Shop Claimed The World's Best Pies, doo-dah, doo-dah
And I Think That They Were Right, oh doo-dah day.

Had To Eat At Burger King, doo-dah, doo-dah.
Only Got One Onion Ring, oh doo-dah day.