HOW TO REMOVE HAIR FROM THE PRESIDENT'S LEGS

before	after

1) Draw a comic depicting the President in some situation (on the toilet, swimming, a steamy love scene with Laura, etc.) that would cause his legs to be bare.
2) Underestimate the size of the pen you use to put some hair on his legs, causing them to appear far hairier than you intended, perhaps even Sasquatch-like.
3) Place the drawing on the bed of the scanner and close the lid.
4) Select Apple > Recent Applications > PhotoStudio
5) Select File > Acquire > ScanGear
6) Click "Preview"
7) Use the marquee tool to select just your drawing
8) Click "Scan"
9) File > Save As Name your file something appropriate, such as "hairylegs.tif"
10) File > Quit
11) Apple > Recent Applications > Adobe Photoshop Elements
12) File > Open
13) Enhance > Brightness & Contrast > Brightness & Contrast
14) Raise the contrast to +70, then hit OK
15) Select the zoom tool from the toolbox and click on the President's legs. You may need to click several times until his legs pretty much fill the screen
16) Select the eraser tool from the toolbox
17) Use the eraser to thin the lines of the hair and selectively remove about half of them
18) File > Save As Name this file something appropriate, like "nair.tif"