There was a present labeled "To: Up all night, From: See you in the morning." I figured this was to me, referring to my tendency to stay up until 2 or 3 a.m. So I opened it. It was a halogen desk lamp. My mom asked who it was from. I said, "Dad, I assume." He just looked at me, very confused.

It turns out it was meant to go to my mom. Later we ascertained that all the clever tags were presents to my mom.