"Enter is a key arming with line breaks and new paragraphs of mass destruction, while hiding next to the popular apostrophe key.

The window key aggressively opens the Start menu and exports submenus.

Insert continues to flaunt its ability to make us type over what we've already written. The Insert regime has plotted to move closer to Backspace for over a decade. This is a key that has already used its sneaky ability to type over thousands of characters -- leaving the words of authors lost forever.

Keys like these, and their terrorist allies, constitute an axis of annoyance, arming to threaten the continuity of our typing. By seeking functions of mass destruction, these keys pose a grave and growing danger."

-- from President Bush's State of the Keyboard address.