Another doo-dah band trip (this time with bad rhyming!):

Seven hours on the bus, doo-dah, doo-dah.
Couldn't eat (motion sickness), oh doo-dah day.

Goatees worn by all from 'Gate, doo-dah, doo-dah.
Drunk fan said "it's not too late," oh doo-dah day.

Drove an hour to find food, doo-dah, doo-dah.
Thoughts about Jill were quite rude, oh doo-dah day.

After 8, D.C. is closed, doo-dah, doo-dah.
Couldn't even buy the Post, oh doo-dah day.