WRC-Haiku:

You're so beautiful,
Should be guarded by monkeys.
You're so beautiful.

Yum yum Bumblebee,
I love Bumblebee Tuna.
Just the girls: "yum yum ..."

Boy needs therapy
Crazy in the coconut
Also made false teeth.

Cigs and choc'late milk
Just a few of my cravings
Little bit harmful.

I want my dru-ugs
Can't keep me under arrest
I want my dru-ugs.

Memo to myself:
Put hand inside puppet head
Put your hand inside.

Here, have a pickle
Protect your home from radon
KISS 108 -- what?