Honey, They Shrunk My Penis A Malaysian man has claimed that a treatment for hiccups left him partially deaf in one ear, damaged his throat and shortened his penis, a news report said today. Chong Wee Ken, 38, told The Star daily he had sought treatment at a hospital on April 24 for hiccups, and was put on an intravenous drip and oral medication. "After two days, my left ear started to turn red and my throat started to hurt. When I asked the doctor, he said I had shingles and told me to continue with the medication. "I also discovered that my penis had become shorter because of all this," he said.

We can only hope he has a Hotmail account.