This quiz (via Rabi) told me I should speak German. As I went through I noticed a lot of options about alcohol, so I assumed there would be an "Irish" option based on that stereotype. So I tried picking all the alcohol ones to test, and I got ... Finnish. I guess I'm not cut out for that language after all, since I'm not so into the olut ja viini ja votka ja koskenkorva. But I can nitpick the fake Finnish that comes with the result. Finnish words never end with a double consonant.