Kiosk Update

I haven't updated the Kiosk in a very long time, but while listening to the otherwise enjoyable Camper van Beethoven song "Take the Skinheads Bowling," I was reminded of another thing that annoys me: song lyrics that comment on their own lack of rhyme. I'm fine with song lyrics that don't rhyme. But "There's not a line that goes here that rhymes with anything" is not acceptable. So, to the Kiosk with you!