New Comic: Modern Medicine
Astute observers will note that Patient #3 has an additional unusual medical condition.
(Comic text, for search engines and those who can't see the image:
Patient #1: I've been having trouble sleeping lately
Doctor: Try losing some weight
Patient #2: This fever is killing me
Doctor: Have you considered going on a diet?
Patient #3: I have this tumor
Doctor: I'll book you for surgery ... and a gym membership
Patient #4, with an arrow through his head: Doc, I ...
Doctor, with back turned: You'll need to drop a few pounds)